Mariah Carey to write and record ringtones
By Thomas Ricker 
posted Apr 24th 2006 7:00AM
posted Apr 24th 2006 7:00AM
We're not sure
if this signals the end or further resurrection of her career but the Glitter girl herself, Ms. Mariah Carey has inked a
deal to write and record original ringtones in a Pepsi/Motorola exclusive offering. No doubt, it’s nice to see
artists and corporations alike embracing new technologies as a means of getting their ware out. Still, we just hope she
can avoid the temptation of warbling about in her trademark whistle register pitch -- a ringtone sure to make Crazy Frog sound like a soft baby coo dipped in whispers.
She'll hit suh crazy octaves that cell phones across the country will explode. At the very least, they'll definitely work well as alarm sounds for appointments and stuff.
She's got some nice cans... Wait! What? Did I go there? I was talking about cans of Pepsi, rather than the bottle of Pepsi. You guys are so silly...
did anyone besides me notice her perfect breasts?
Did anyone besides me notice the massive air brushing?
Tired of hearing her sing? Mariah is still the best selling female artist of all time.
Definitely used for an alarm though. She hits ridiculous notes.