The Onion releases latest round of iPhone specs
By Ryan Block 
posted Jun 20th 2007 7:18PM
posted Jun 20th 2007 7:18PM
posted Jun 20th 2007 7:18PM
"Satisfied" iPhone 3GS owners
Of 200 iPhone 3GS users polled in August, 2009, 99 percent termed themselves "satisfied," with 82 percent saying they were "very satisfied."
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i wonder how long until reports start poping up of people getting mugged for their Iphone....
apple needs to come up with an Idefense
"Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you not using it."
ROFL
This is the PERFECT accessory for the apple fanboy, haha.
LOL!!!!!! That's fucking hilarious!!!! "Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy." LMAO!!!!!!!
I agree, elgee02!
lol A the iphone hat i can just see it now
Careful guys, you might have some foaming at the mouth iFanatic read this!
Of course they're probably counting their pennies to see if they have enough (after having bought their last overpriced but not as functional Apple Computer...
Well, i guess i had never heard of what comes in the box, a hat, well thats the closer for me.
It will also reproduce through parthenogenesis, which means a baby iphone will already be developing inside the mother iphone when it comes out of the box.
That's amazing.
I'm not a huge fan of the iPhone, but I have to say my Macbook is the best thing since Jack Bauer...
HAHAHAHAHAHA too bad anything-but-apple fanbois fags cant get laid so they have to jerk off to their lil PR0N and take jabs at apple during their latency period between hollywood loafs :)
That is freakin hilarious! Love the part about the hats-let's plop a fake iphone on top of the hat so for sure everyone will know that you are an owner of the ubiquitous (hey, a fancy word at at 12:15am-not bad!) iPhone.
Tee Hee;)
As unnecessary as the mac/apple fan bashing is, this entire news article is even less necessary.
Congratulations Engadget; you're a shining beacon of technology news comparable to modern news outlets like Fox News. Way to fail.
^jeez man, i can hear ur soul crying from here. please, get a sense of humor if even for the mere 30 secs it takes to read this BLOG post and move on with life.
How long before fake iPhone hats start popping up on eBay?
The Onion rules.
I will give Apple this, they have a great marketing department. Even if they can only get single digit market penetration in 99.9% of the products they have released, they have always tried to convince everyone they are the best at everything they do. If I was them I would ride the IPod success and try to emulate it until it no longer works too.
IPhone = Ipod with a phone on it. If you buy it for a PDA you are going to be horribly disappointed. If you want it for music and video it is a very nice, albeit overly expensive (another Apple trademark), device. Apple has failed with PDA's multiple times, a PDA with no tactile input is taking a step backwards (original PDA's were touchscreen only), and having no 3rd party software, no removable battery, no 3g, no push email, etc, means this device is something I would have expected to come out 5 years ago, with an added music/video capability that has been around since windows put media player on their pda's, which is basically 5 years ago.
Putting a pretty face on old technology, Apple.