The fake Bentley phone: so ugly, it's beautiful

Perhaps never before have so many disgustingly unattractive characteristics conspired to create a single mobile phone; truly a work of art, is it not? This here is some sick individual's interpretation of what a Bentley-branded phone might look like, combining early 80's DynaTAC good looks with car themed decals and enough chrome-look plastic bits to make even a Motorola V60 beg for mercy. If you must know, the phone features a touchscreen, 2 megapixel camera, and microSD expansion -- though we're guessing one thing it doesn't feature is FCC certification, thanks in no small part to that two foot long telescoping aerial. Look for this one to hit T-Mobile by the end of July. Not.

[ChrisAre Posted Jul 8th 2007 5:29PM]

I just threw up a little in my mouth

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 8th 2007 5:50PM]

MicroSD expansion?
That things big enough to use nomal SD and plug a Nintendo cartridge in for gaming

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 8th 2007 7:16PM]

I think I see a 6x9 in place of the earphone. Does the screen play DVD's?

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 9th 2007 3:32AM]

assuming all the space not used for the phone features was used for a battery, you should only have to charge this thing once every 3 months or so.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 10th 2007 8:12PM]

I think I got a brain tumor just looking at it...