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Yeah you Nerd.

When you're with a *real* woman, you leave the Nerdity behind.
Take off the Bluetooth, turn the cell to vibrate, and pay attention to her.

Oh wait, you don't get laid - that's why you're questioning normal dating behaviour.

Have fun w/ Rosie & her sisters!]]>Aug 15th 2007 5:38AMhttp://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/http://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/Aug 15th 2007 6:33AMhttp://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/http://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/
I think this is hilarious, though. I admit to committing this atrocity back when I got my first bluetooth handset back in (was it '03) college.]]>Aug 15th 2007 6:46AMhttp://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/http://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/Aug 15th 2007 9:04AMhttp://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/http://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/Aug 16th 2007 12:22AMhttp://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/http://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/Aug 15th 2007 9:33AMhttp://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/http://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/Aug 15th 2007 11:45AMhttp://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/http://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/Aug 15th 2007 12:01PMhttp://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/http://mobile.engadget.com/2007/08/15/the-onion-lampoons-habitual-headset-wearer-on-a-date/http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bluetard
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