Faking one's death still not enough to escape Verizon contract
By Darren Murph 
posted Aug 20th 2007 7:36PM
posted Aug 20th 2007 7:36PM
It's no secret that some wily individuals will look high and low for loopholes to escape a wireless contract, but staging your own death in order to bypass a $175 early termination fee is admittedly extreme. Nevertheless, a frustrated and determined Verizon customer decided to do just that after the carrier refused to let him out of his contract. Insistent that a host of dropped calls and "string of defective cellphones" were reason enough to ditch The Network, he went so far as to "fashion a fake death certificate" and convinced a friend to fax it in. Unfortunately, Verizon caught on to the scheme and yet again refused to let Mr. Taylor out, so as you can probably guess, the perturbed ex-customer begrudgingly coughed up the dough, trashed his phone, and hoped that he "sent a definite message about how much people hate being strapped to a cellphone that doesn't work."[Via Pocket-Lint]
"trashed his phone"
What the? Sell that shit on eBay and make AT LEAST $100 back. I just sold my "New Every Two" Chocolate for over $300.
I work for VZW, and I agree that contracts are annoying especially when you can't use the service, but faking your own death to avoid an ETF! That's just stupid.
It's not the fact that it's however many dollars. It's the fact that it's total crap.
...I say you should be able to go to a motorola store, buy a cell, and /then/ choose networks-- and everyone should.
Locking, ETF's, and all that needs to be illegal. But then, I'll be the guy walking down the street with a laptop on my back working VoIP over whichever unsecured wifi signal has the best strength. That's not everyone. Neither does everyone fake their death.
Just another instance of jacked up times calling for unconventional and somewhat questionable measures.
I agree that people should be able to buy their phones independent of cariers. And, although not very popular in the US, we actually can if we have GSM. There are stores all over the country that sell unlocked phones and Nokia allows you to buy unlocked, original, manufacturer-warrantied phones as well. If you use CDMA you're not as fortunate but that's the choice you're making.
I don't think that ETFs should be illegal. As long as carriers provide you a window of time to test out the service and maintain a similar level of service during the duration of the contract, I don't see what the big deal is. They have to be able to make a profit too. Otherwise what would happen is that people would jump from carrier to carrier and there would be absolutely no stability on that part. That would cause the whole system to come crashing down. That being said, I wish all carrieres still offered contract-free versions of plans. Let people get it if they choose, just make it significantly more expensive.
Seriously, just wait it out. But I can understand the frustration with going through refurbished phone after refurbished phone.
When I worked for Sprint in '05, there was a way for users to *at times* easily get out of a contract, if they can prove they lived in an area with little-to-no coverage (say rural farm town, south dakota that has absolutely no cell towers in the area), sometimes they would get the ETF waived, atleast from what I was taught.. I've only seen that scenario once.
In my opinion this guy needs to grow up and take some responsibility. I agree, locking us in 2 year contracts sucks, we all know that. However millions of Americans dont fake a death to get out of a contract. More importantly millions of Americans are also mature enough to UNDERSTAND what a contract is. If this guy really is so fickle and thinks he can just easily get out of contracts, Im scared to know what kind of a person he is.
Because we all know that corporate contracts are all designed with all the love and care you would...
Screw it. I don't agree with the EULA, so I went GNU. I don't agree with the MaFIAA, so I went Creative Commons. Tell me, if I don't agree with the wireless companies, what do I do?
Oh yeah, exchange contracts online. Forgot. Hey, this guy didn't know about that site, did he?
Wow, I was waiting for this story to complete my thesis. Call it serendiptity. VZW service is *so* bad that death if preferred.
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Dude, seriously, if coverage was that terrible, why didn't he get out in the test run period?
Am I the only person that finds it funny that the VZW employees were able to figure out this death was fake? Either the certificate was so poorly fabricated, that it tipped them off (it probably read: John Doe is dead. Please excuse him from the ETF. -Signed, the Angel of Death) or this stuff happens all the time. Either way, funny as hell.
"string of defective cellphones"
@ short fuse
"... a host of dropped calls and 'string of defective cellphones' were reason enough to ditch The Network..."
Yeah, there was a "string of defective cellphones," but the "host of dropped calls" (service) was a problem, too.
There's always an option to go pre-paid. Try all the different providers as you wish before diving into a contract.