Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
"I'm in the market for a new phone and money isn't a limitation. I'm also not partial to any particular US carrier, but here are some of the features I'd like to have: WiFi, GPS, good coverage in lots of places, push Gmail (a must!), physical keyboard (a must!), a touchscreen, decent battery life and a relatively slim body. And please, nothing that has a fruit logo on it. No offense to the fruit fans, though. Thanks!"
doo doo doo doo, this just in...
Happy Meadows funeral allows bereaved relatives to provided their dear departed with mobile phone access for a discount of 45% per year...
Rumours are that their parent company will soon offer mobile contracts to unborn infants via the birth-2-phone program.