Phone Fingers fight smudges, protect against STDs*

If you're tired of your smudged and dirty iPhone screen - and seriously, who isn't? -- and you just can't be bothered to clean it anymore -- and seriously, who has time? -- Phone Fingers are guaranteed to get you laughed at help. Phone Fingers are made from the finest black latex, come in 4 sizes (small to extra-large) and will only cost you $9.90 for 25 pack. While we worry that people would willingly trade their dignity for a smudge-free existence, we'd still love a pic if you catch somebody wearing a set. Follow the read link for a video of them in action.

*Screen-transmitted diseases

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 18th 2007 2:01PM]

and what will stop the grease off users' faces? um yeah..

[Mark Larson Posted Oct 18th 2007 2:03PM]

The most grease comes off of people face and the hand that holds the phone. Won't help unless you're dressed in scrubs, complete with face mask and latex gloves.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 18th 2007 2:29PM]

Finger Condoms

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 18th 2007 2:23PM]

LOL! I was thinking the same thing... Plus That chick looks like a real-life version of the girl from the Foamy cartoons.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 18th 2007 7:05PM]

Finger condom or an Indian Condom "The finger from down under, aye"?

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 18th 2007 2:31PM]

Perhaps, just maybe a 'Micheal Jackson Glitter Glove' for the iPhone would've been better.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 18th 2007 4:36PM]

I am pretty sure those things will also prevent sexually-transmitted diseases as well. (de facto abstinence is a good defense mechanism)

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 18th 2007 6:01PM]

I can see it now, scores of squeaky-voiced nerds going into the pharm...er Apple store asking for a box of "XL" Phone Fingers

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 19th 2007 7:28AM]

Hey that was the same finger condom my doctor checked me with last week! Hehehehe