"Satisfied" iPhone 3GS owners
Of 200 iPhone 3GS users polled in August, 2009, 99 percent termed themselves "satisfied," with 82 percent saying they were "very satisfied."
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I was just poking fun to let them know that none of the readers understand what any of that means -- I certainly don't. It's jargon to any of us without an accompanying definition.