I-Coloured Mobile's ZJ268 offers 666 days of wicked standby

Ugh, what have we started? After showing you that Chinese cellphone with a reported 1-year standby, Solomobi returns with yet another dubious discovery from China. How does 666 days of standby tickle your noxious, soul eating fancy? This dual-SIM, GSM900 / DCS1800 candybar with 3.0-inch display is said to achieve that milestone with the help of a 32,800mAh "super battery." Yours now for $128 and the blood of one fetal goat. We've got the phone on order and will get back to you in 616 665 666 two years with the results... right. Picture of the 87 x 51 x 10-mm / 0.12-kg lithium battery and the devil's own credit card after the break.

[Via Mobile Bulgaria, thanks Georgi]

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 20th 2008 5:28AM]

Great,

32 Amps. In a pinch I could start my car with this battery :D

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 20th 2008 10:49AM]

Um, icebox, those are amp-hours, which are a measure of capacity (how much current times how long), not of current. Still, 32.8 amp-hours for a cell phone battery is impressive--or overkill.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 20th 2008 3:24PM]

Wouldn't it take about a week to fully charge that battery?

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 21st 2008 12:16AM]

I can already hear the calls coming in now

"My battery is no longer holding a charge...I just charged it 15 weeks ago and it is already dead"

I'll quit

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 23rd 2008 11:24PM]

Sounds like one hell of a battery.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 24th 2008 10:12PM]

I get it! :|

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 24th 2008 6:32PM]

I wish I could cram one of those into the n95 classic..
N95 battery life = fail