Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
"I'm in the market for a new phone and money isn't a limitation. I'm also not partial to any particular US carrier, but here are some of the features I'd like to have: WiFi, GPS, good coverage in lots of places, push Gmail (a must!), physical keyboard (a must!), a touchscreen, decent battery life and a relatively slim body. And please, nothing that has a fruit logo on it. No offense to the fruit fans, though. Thanks!"
*yaaawn* These comments are getting old, and really have no merit to them anymore. Pretty sad people actually take time out of their day to sqawk like mindless parrots "ZOMG teh VZ UI is teh UbUr sUxOrs LOL omg!" when they likely haven't even played with a VZW phone since their first universal UI came out over 3 years ago (when it actually did suck, admittedly).