Wedding cake toppers reflect our high-tech, loveless reality
"Dude, I totally just got married! No, I'm serious -- can't you hear the organ playing?"
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omfg, i wish this was around when i got married. i so would have put this on the cake.
Shouldn't she be texting?
Can I get one where they both have a Blackberry?
Yeah get me a groom that is texting and a bride on the phone and my fiance might agree to put those on our cake for our wedding!
i love how they're on seperate bases so they can be placed far apart.
....signs your wedding might be short-lived.
What relationship that involves hyper-powered texting and myFaving(?) last anyways?
Maybe I can get one driving my car.... talking to my friends.... or inhaling?
Sorry, but I think this is kind of dumb. They're setting themselves apart from every other American- "OMFG I'M ALWAYS ON MY PHONE ISN'T THAT FUNNY?!?!! THAT IS SOOOOO ME!!!"
But whatever, it's their wedding. Best of luck guys.
sad...
If she is on that phone on their wedding night then they definitely have problems...
depends if it's set to vibrate or not, hur hur hur.
Yankee! You dirty bird! lol
Custom cake toppers... pricey. No thanks. I'd rather spend my money on getting out of my Verizon contract for a 3G iPhone.
A notarized copy of a prenup agreement is required for purchasing this particular cake topper package from the bakery.
OMG, that's too bad. I do not see any love from this wedding cake topper. It seems that the Bride and Groom will contact each other unless they telephone. Does the Bride run away? Huh! Maybe! I think if I got married, I would not choose any wedding cake like this. I like those natural toppers. This one that I found at a dealsite caught my eye a lot:
http://www.dealstudio.com/searchdeals.php?deal_id=96748&ru=279 , does anyone agree with me?
Wow, none of you have a sense of humor. Good luck being single for the rest of your boring lives!
Maybe we have no sense of humor because marraige has sucked all the joy out of our lives...of course by your logic, trolling a cell phone forum and telling everyone they will never get married must be a sign of skills with the ladies and unsurpassed virility. We bow to you.