Collect calls from prison to cellphones now possible, vast number changes expected

The next time you get popped for a crime you didn't commit and end up in the Big House, you're going to be real glad NCIC Inmate Telephone Services rolled into existence. The greatest dream of felons everywhere has finally come to fruition: you can now make collect calls to cellphones while you're serving your time. And hey, this isn't just some minor advance -- no, this is "lightning in a bottle," arguably on par with the first moon landing, finding a cure for cancer, or hitting that crazy high note at the end of "Happiness Is a Warm Gun." With a 20 percent call-completion rate, you don't have to defer your dreams -- rob a bank today, you'll definitely be able to make pricey collect calls to loved ones from jail!

[Image courtesy Celebrity Blackberry Sightings]

[(Unverified) Posted May 7th 2008 10:17PM]

Do I see some nipple in the middle picture there?

[(Unverified) Posted May 8th 2008 11:38AM]

yeah its a know nip slip pic of her

[booticon Posted May 8th 2008 9:28AM]

Yeah, that's definitely some nippage there.

[(Unverified) Posted May 8th 2008 10:23AM]

that's hot.

[(Unverified) Posted May 8th 2008 11:19AM]

Your In Jail? Thats Hot

So like when r u gonna um come see me, mommie needs her lollypop fix, the cucumber just hasent been the same.

Um, Paris, im in Jail, the last thing im worried about is u not getting fucked in the past hr. I'm trying not to have my own "hole" violated in here.

Thats Hot *click*

[(Unverified) Posted May 9th 2008 12:15AM]

Ricky - THATS HILARIOUS !!!

Anywho - in a twist of fate, I tried this the other day (before the news broke), on an unactivated phone roaming on American Roaming Network, and sure enough if you press the key saying its a landline number, it will call and bill to your mobile phone.

It does work kiddies - so pay attention

[(Unverified) Posted May 8th 2008 12:14PM]

Are we supposed to be looking at breasts or the phones in their hands?

:D

[(Unverified) Posted May 8th 2008 3:09PM]

She has a phone in her hands?

[(Unverified) Posted May 8th 2008 6:46PM]

theres hands in the pic?