California man sues Motorola, Samsung over death rays
By Chris Ziegler 
posted Aug 8th 2008 6:21PM
posted Aug 8th 2008 6:21PM
We hate it how every cellphone we ever use seems to induce sudden hearing loss in our right ear, vertigo, and loss of equilibrium, among a host of other malaises, and we've always wished someone would stand up, take a stand, and finally stick it to the man. Well, that courageous soul has finally come out of the woodwork, and his name is Michael R. Bennett of California. He claims to be suffering from all sorts of mysterious problems stemming from his use of a Moto and Sammy, which he says were improperly and unsafely designed -- a fact that the companies then tried to cover up. If you want to call the Alexander "improperly designed," we wouldn't disagree, but we don't think that's where this guy is going with this lawsuit, which also names his carrier T-Mobile as a defendant for good measure. We'll anxiously be awaiting the result of this one while yakking it up on our Sidekicks and wallowing in a vertigo-induced stupor on the floor here. Seriously, don't mind us.
The phones are likely responsible for the rainbows in the sprinklers too.
i wouldn't write this guy's claims off completely. That well-nourished lady with the horns and spear hasn't sung yet.
For those of you who haven't seen the video tehiv is referencing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
We, In this the most litigation prone country in the world live to find someone to sue, the scary thing is that you dont have to care for yourself, you can sue someone else because your stupid.....and win.
We, In this the most litigation prone country in the world live to find someone to sue, the scary thing is that you dont have to care for yourself, you can sue someone else because your stupid.....and win.
I wonder who people blamed their dizziness on before mobile phones came into the picture of aging?
While I'm sure everyone in this forum would be at least minimally informed regarding the physics of the electromagnetic spectrum, I offer a simple chart to use when explaining the ether to the tin-foil hat crowd:
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/roybrandon/heatversuscancer.jpg