Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
"I'm in the market for a new phone and money isn't a limitation. I'm also not partial to any particular US carrier, but here are some of the features I'd like to have: WiFi, GPS, good coverage in lots of places, push Gmail (a must!), physical keyboard (a must!), a touchscreen, decent battery life and a relatively slim body. And please, nothing that has a fruit logo on it. No offense to the fruit fans, though. Thanks!"
Great, ring me up because I've got a TAG Heuer denture that will match your cell phone and a Gucci toupee that will match your home slippers ans silk pijamas.
If you want I can also get you a Prada urin catheter or a cheap supply of Louis Vuitton adult diapers (nappies if you're a brit) which are the most trendy solution for those annoying troubles your kind of people all seem to have.