Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
"I'm in the market for a new phone and money isn't a limitation. I'm also not partial to any particular US carrier, but here are some of the features I'd like to have: WiFi, GPS, good coverage in lots of places, push Gmail (a must!), physical keyboard (a must!), a touchscreen, decent battery life and a relatively slim body. And please, nothing that has a fruit logo on it. No offense to the fruit fans, though. Thanks!"
Blackberries, stale OS, horrible web browser and crappy memory and intuitiveness hmmmmm why would I want one?
You clearly wouldn't. Stick to whatever other crap you actually like, and let the rest of us enjoy the BlackBerry.
Alternatively, there are some of us that don't defend a certain phone like it's our child. Certain phones are fitting for certain people, that's why there is more than one type of phone out there. And MasterMason, maybe you haven't used a BlackBerry in the past 5 years... The Bold and new Curve have plenty of memory, awesome high-res screens, and some of the best keyboards on smartphones. And their web browsers have some of the best rendering on mobile devices now.