Keepin' it real fake, part CCXXVII: Rolex watchphone is, in fact, neither
By Joseph L. Flatley 
posted July 20th 2009 3:57PM
posted July 20th 2009 3:57PM
The Rolex watchphone is neither a Rolex nor a watchphone -- unless your definition includes handsets with a watch face embedded on the outside (and ours doesn't). But either way, it's probably safe to say that this bad boy does not sport a precision-made Swiss timepiece. Features include a 2.6-inch display, dual SIM, an FM radio, and presumably some sort of camera. Unlike the Swiss Rolex, the Shanzhai Rolex can be yours for the low, low price of 690 yuan (that's about $101). More mouth-watering KIRFness after the break.
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Who cares if it's real, you can look like a baller regardless.
the lack of bling and sheer fuglyness would say to the contrary
@ Grammar Delinquent
You mean to say that you're not going to duct tape that to your universal remote?
Any baller looks fugly to begin with.
@Khav
Your avatar looks pretty baller.
Holding this would make you look more like the kinda guy who buys knockoff's thinking he looks like a "baller". Way tacky and obviously fake. If you had any true taste you would know that. Now run off and play with your knockoff gadgets while I go drive my Ferrari on the track and then relax at the country club while sipping on vintage wines before going to bed with my supermodel wife. *snort* lol
I never understood how people could look like a baller if they had fake gear.
first
except...not at all
Fugly has a whole new textbook example.
Introducing The Rolex Phone™,
coming from the the exclusive realms of fine watchmaking, a high precision timekeeper delicately grafted onto a state of the art digital radiotelephone, a timeless masterpiece created through milestone innovation and technical enlightenment.
Seriously, that thing is all sorts of ugly no matter who makes it.
(And thanks Jared for making that oh so insightful post above.)
Hi, is that your cat? What's its name?
Do even the citizens of asian countries bother to buy this crap?
they only make it to export it to Americans
they love this shit
Yes they do, cause it makes them look cool. But they do not pay "American prices". They will pay about 1/10th the price.
Asians have good taste/taste good.
thats preety sexy..
That's either a kids hand or some deform adult. Your pick.
I was gonna say...reminds me of that other messed up hand model from a while back...I'm not gonna go look for it though.
Idk, it kinda looks like my non-deformed, 21 year old hand.
My definition includes handsets with a watch face embedded on the outside, what else would a "watchphone" be?
A watch what's got a phone in it.
http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/06/lgs-watch-phone-production-please/
nice nice nice
Lol, even on the back the knockoff is so bad, the GEARS aren't even touching...good art.
Nothing says "Classy" like a couple of mis-matched gears....
Wow, is that authentic wood effect plastic?
This wouldn't be so bad if they made it with aluminum, slimmed down the phone a little (too thick), put a real watch in the front, and removed the Rolex text.
Then again, if they did that, it wouldn't exactly be a shanzhai phone anymore.
Are there only two Western fonts in Asia? Geez, it's the same Serif or Sans Serif font every time!! I guess that's what they say about our Asian fonts here...
LOL I love how the hand is SMALLER than the phone hahhahhahahahah
gotta love the watch dial on the side of the phone, LOL
I love how everyone's faking like they wouldn't rock this Faux-lex...