They also want their keyboard back.

And Apple called from last week and said "good design".

The Kodak disposable Flash 400 camera. For the money, it takes 24 pictures of disposable quality. But the money is not so much, and so it's a great value. Then you leave it in a drawer at the hotel and forget about it, so you don't have to pay developing costs.

Also, you do not feel as bad losing it, because it's cheap. A Win-Win.

Pick your own assho.

... and trains will never keep you waiting in the proverbial basement.

I always found this sorta question odd because it spurs along a counter-question: Do you happen to have an outlet mounted 4 feet (or so) high on your dining room wall exactly where you want the flatscreen? If not, you'll either have to tear into your wall anyways to install one or have an electrical wire hanging out there for all to see.

Either way, the coax goes with the electric.. Unless you want some kinda wacky battery/solar TV.

I know I'm not speaking to the essence of this posting ("gimme a damb wireless TV"), but I wouldn't directly address "I want a portable toilet in my dining room" either. Some things should just be permanent (and/or not in the dining room).

When Leonidas shows off his beard.