word is, voice activation will be provided by their proprietary Ainolingus software.

The only oil you're going to find on Mars is likely hiding somewhere on one of the rovers :)

Three conditions need to be met:

1) lots of hydrocarbons (usually from algae, plankton, trees, etc.)
2) porous rock for this mush to build up in as it decays (like shale)
3) oceans or tons and tons of rock and sediment on top of all that to create heat and pressure which turn it into crude.

I doubt Mars ever had enough of any of these to make a difference. I'll toss a bet on Gold, though.

They dress the back of a Zune with a faux graffiti-paint print of a skull inside a gear and fanboys wet themselves. WOW Microsoft is sooooooo coooooool... GG

One of the most annoying things about the iPhone (version 1) was the requirement of an adapter to use regular headphones. At least it shipped with a functional proprietary pair. Apple finally listened to enough of us bitch about it so that iPhone 2 now has a standard jack. Why don't companies GET how important this is to us? It's not like this phone is trying to break any micro-thin records.

Nice. Glossy black-under-glass surface, chrome beveled edge, rounded corners... I've always wondered what the iPhone would look like with a smaller screen and a real keypad. I'd actually buy this thing because it is a rather well done design ripoff.

Greatest... headline... ever.

Cripe... turn one damned light on in the room and the gloss on that pig will blind you. Who comes up with this crap and worse yet... who actually BUYS it??

most transvestites are straight, moron.

Speaking of which, now my name is only slightly "gayer" than yours.

Grow up.