Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

3rd is the one with the hairy chest, according to my former elementary school peers

I know, being single is tough work :)

This is a prime example of modern jackass.

See more here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=modern+jackass

You are confused my friend. Presumably, you are making the claim that the Thinkpad x200 does not house that new silicon hotness dubbed montevina. It does in fact, as well as a slew of other new technologies you'd be surprised are mainstream. The reason why it won't be available until August is the fact that they wish to include the WiFi/WiMax chipset in their builds that Intel won't have wildly available (for one reason or another ) until sometime in August. Personally, I am a senior at CMU, and I've been waiting for this beast for a while. Finally someone gets it. I want ultraportability without compromising computability and battery longevity.

More information on the Thinkpad x200 technical specifications can be found here:

http://gizmodo.com/5025193/hands-on-lenovo-x200-tiny-cheap-means-business-but-forgot-the-trackpad

iPhone 3G:

Infinitesimal Penis Havin' Obnoxious NEanderthal... 3rice Guaranteed

If the x300 and Air could talk...

Air: Hi, I'm a Mac!
x300: Hi Mac, I'm a PC...let's hang out and surf the web a little bit, shall we?

Air: Wifi?
x300: Oh..thats right, you don't have internal HSDPA, I'm sure we can find you some interwebs...

Air: Fine, I'll just an external one.
x300: Sorry Mac, your single USB was poorly designed to the point of non functionality, you can't fit an external HSDPA card.

Air: Oh...
x300: Don't worry about it, here, let's just install some new software together.

Air: Hold on I just have to find my extern....
x300: Anyday now Mac....

And then the slogan:

At Lenovo, we just assumed you wanted your laptop to actually do something.

:)

if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

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