If they were invisible, how'd you see them? Hah? Gotcha on that one!

Science is so 20th century! Chips run on Jesus power now. And Jesus didn't need a scientific method to raise that lazy Lazarus up, so I don't need scientific method to tell me that Jesus is making chips with better power consumption.

Endgadget demands so much snarky disaffectedness of its writers, it now intrudes on actual basic reporting. The genuine uses of this device are many, and already well said by above posters. Resorting everything to a "wink wink pervert" joke -- like they did with the one handed typing glove the other day -- is not only stale, it is just really, really bad tech reporting. I am surprised that Endgadget hasn't just decided to be done with the whole thing, and tell us the computer monitor's sole purpose is to watch porn. Some of us actually use tech for things other than porn. Or, at least, between porn.

"Organic farming, or something silly like that." Yes, because we all LOVE the taste of carcinogens in our food. Sigh. It's so easy to write for Endgadget. Be jaded about EVERYTHING.

I know snark is the permanent soup de jour on this site, but perhaps the purpose is to help out those with only one arm. If it helps to get past masturbation jokes and into thinking about the disabled, think of wounded soldiers. That usually invokes some level of sympathy.

Wow, how edgy. A tech site run by geeks insulting other geeks. Way to appeal to your readers. Not.

I would totally use this to beat someone to death with. I mean it. Smash it over their head repeatedly until severe cranial collapse occurs, and the internal hemorrhaging is massive. How's that for wanting it? Oh yeah, I want this bad. In fact, if you don't let me win this, I may just go BUY an HTC shift and beat someone at Endgadget over the head with it! I mean it, man. I mean it! (Reader acknowledges that he understands author not to mean it.) I mean it!

When I recently switched from Tampa Bay Time Warner / Brighthouse to Verizon FIOS, I called Time Warner to shut off my service. They tried to prevent the cancellation, and the Time Warner rep said, "you know you have been getting fiber optic service from us all along?" I said, not quite, but he insisted the service was identical to the FIOS fiber service. Worsening matters, this lie was apparently a SCRIPT he was reading, so that means it wasn't a rogue Time Warner guy lying, it was corporate policy. If someone got a hold of their scripts, they'd have some damning evidence supporting Verizon's claims.

Opposing the war does not = opposing McCain. If you think that way, then at one point McCain opposed this war, and thus opposed himself. Chris Matthews may be sketchy on support for the war, but his support of McCain is nothing shy of fawning.

Could be his recent borderline-racist comments about Barack Obama being good at basketball, but not bowling, are the final straw. Coming off a recurringly sexist set of comments about Hillary, and his overt gushing praise for McCain, seems to show that he has abandoned any notion of being a fair journalist, and will resort to the worse kinds of blather to get his guy into office.