I'm not a homewrecker, I'm just a whore. Greatest excuse ever!!! Go Tiger!!! Hope that he wore a condom with her.

Maybe he disposed of a bag before them pulled him over. Like the scene from super troopers.

Fortuity? Temerity? I take it the lawyer prepared the brief.

Wow, she deserves a medal for breaking out the window to "save him". Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!

And to Joe Mama, its hard to drive a car with a crazy blond chasing you with a golf club.

Damned Titanium Alloys!!!!

Last time I checked, you are allowed to be a hypocrite.

Take our president for example. He swore no lobbyists would be put in cabinet unless they were out of lobbying for 6 months. But he went and hired a current lobbyist to his cabinet.

He wouldn't fund the Iraq war without a specific deadline, but when he was president no specific deadlines were requested or imposed.

He pledged to close Guantanamo bay. But he learned that you couldn't try the prisoners in court without releasing classified sources.

If you were planning on reading a book by a dopey ex-beauty contestant, then maybe you are the dope...

Kloe isn't exactly petite, but she is definitely doable. She seems cooler than her sisters. Kim just happens to have a beautiful face, not to mention a "big ass and a sex tape". Love them swarthy women.

I love it when black people with middle-or-upper class origins are racist. And yes, you can be black and racist.

When you accuse "white people" of being racist, you are judging an entire population, based on the color of their skin.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I only drinks the finest cambodian breasts milks...

That movie looks amazing. When a preview makes you jump its gotta be good! love zombie flix