This outta cheer y'all up, LMMFAO.

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pranks/pesci-balls.htm

Can't you sheeple see??? They want to clear up the airwaves for Emergency use to dispatch between agencies and cops, firefighters, that kind of stuff. Now why would they want to do this all of a sudden now, about 7 years after 9/11??? And if you think about it, it has to be foreshadowing something, something big and disastrous, right here in the US, Martial Law and Biological attack possibly??? You can thank our Pagan/Luciferian worshiping government for that. Oh and 9/11 was an inside job!!!

What about the whole thing of Microsoft coming out with a Nvidia Tegra chipset mobile phone??? Has that been confirmed yet, or any news on it??

And so slowly, we are taking over, and with the third eye, watching your every move.

Ah just ask for a Gov't Bailout. Nobody wanted it starting with the banks, and now it's in the auto industry and word is it's been apporved. So, maybe Sprint does have something up it's sleeve, A BAILOUT!!!

I think my name sums it all up. Apple should be changed to and release this as the iFAIL, LMAO, just kidding you Apple Whores. If corporations were to engineer a "truly perfect" product, then they would no longer have the ability to promise and get the sheeple in line for a newer released version with "enhanced updates", specs, and this and that gadget galore. Now I'm not saying that they're doing it on purpose or they're scamming us out and what not, it could be that's the only way they can profit a shit load, but I just want you to think. It's like an endless circle.

All your whereabouts, are belong to us.

Supercomputer database for the world, we has it. Everything you search, where you go, what you buy, who you talk to, are belong to us.

PLEASE!!! STOP THIS MADNESS!!! MY MOUTH AND JAW ARE BECOMING SORE FROM GIVING ALL THE APPLE FANBOYS AND COMPANY EXEC'S BLOW JOBS TO KEEP APPLE ON TOP!!! I'VE REACHED MY LIMIT!!! PLEASE, NO MORE, I CAN'T PLEASE ALL OF YOU, OR 6 BILLION PEOPLE FOR THAT MATTER!!

PLEASE!!! STOP THIS MADNESS!!! MY MOUTH AND JAW ARE BECOMING SORE FROM GIVING ALL THE APPLE FANBOYS AND COMPANY EXEC'S BLOW JOBS TO KEEP APPLE ON TOP!!! I'VE REACHED MY LIMIT!!! PLEASE, NO MORE, I CAN'T PLEASE ALL OF YOU, OR 6 BILLION PEOPLE FOR THAT MATTER!!

OMG ENGADGET IS TOO VICIOUS!!!!!!!!