Only _I_ truly deserve to win.

Does the "track" bar on the front cover do anything? How does the UI work?

Looks a lot like the Xbox 360 universal media remote, which I guess is to be expected.

SNES controllers give my insides warm, fuzzy feelings. That's something Nintendo will never be able to re-implement. Old school :) I'm talking Earthbound, Mario Kart, EVO and NBA Jam. Holy jeebers.

I guess my problem is that with Microsoft's and Sony's shortcomings, they were to be expected. With a community as large as Xbox 360's, of course their Video Marketplace launch is going to be slow. There's really no avoiding it. But in less than a week afterwards, Xbox Live is functioning at speeds even faster than before.

And with Sony's feature-packed PS3 system, is their production rate really that appalling? I find it commendable that they came out with their system as early as they did.

Nintendo, on the other hand, produces a graphically inferior system and boasts a next generation gaming experience (comprised of two IR emitters), and they can't even enforce their wrist strap properly. I just expected Engadget to overreact like they've done for the PS3 and Xbox 360, but they've simply attributed the glaring design flaw to hoaxes from the very start.

P.S. My panties are fine.

Engadget is so forgiving of Nintendo. Meanwhile, when Xbox Live Video Marketplace is laggy on their launch day, Engadget expresses utter disappointment and skepticism. When Sony PS3's delay and delay (but still manage to come out a few days earlier than the Wii), Engadget is up in arms.

Nintendo can't even get a tether right. Their whole setup is gimmicky.

Bias much?

My husky Xbox 360.

Hand it over.

I deserve this.

I spent all day out at the mall and wound up with nothing too fantastic--nothing except a $100 parking ticket for leaving my car with my girlfriend in a no parking fire zone... syyymppatthhy much?

I'll be using this phone to text my incompetent girlfriend that it is over between us.