@Pip

Right, because these criminals are going to be so DUMB as to use a cell phone with GPS on it to receive their SMS messages.

Beam me up, Scotty....

Are you SURE you want to know where your girlfriend's panties have been? You might not like what you find out...

Please keep that to yourself...

Hello, Mister Yamamoto!

pr0n @ 35,000 feet?

Free energy.. hmm.. sounds a little too good to be true... but if this is true, where do I sign up?

In regards to the US ad.. that is what happens when you allow femini-Nazi-ists to run your country...

Actually - Japan doesn't have GSM at all. It's not only about the different frequency operating here - it's a different network standard, it's not called GSM. To my knowledge Japan and Korea are the only countries in the world that don't have GSM signals. Hurray for proprietary systems! Friends and relatives love it when they get to Narita airport and they find out their phones don't work, yet they can go on some island in the middle of the Indian Ocean or anywhere else on the planet and their phones do work thanks to GSM being omnipresent.

Women and Cars - It just wasn't meant to be!