Why can't GDC just have it's videos online like last year? =/

This is how the DDR diet is supposed to work.

Step one, get DDR. Cost? 15-30USD.
Step two, get igntion pad. Cost? 100USD.
Step three, work your way up to heavy mode only to find out that your igniton pad isn't the arcade experience. Cost? None.
Step four, spend 20USD a day at the local DDR machine. Cost? 20USD a day.
Step five, realize that you only have .25USD in your pocket left over from your DDRing and you buy ramen instead of actually eating anything else. Cost? .25USD.
Step six, get sucked into the DDR culture only to come back out 70lbs lighter and capable to do paranoid on heavy getting at least a AA. Cost? Priceless.

ESRB has only been around since 94'. Have serious doubts that when you were a kid that you thought the game was rated M, unless you're fetus from was from the future. If that's the case, what's the Revoution going to be like? And how did you see outside of the womb? Did you have a window installed into your mother? Either way, it's impressive young padwan.

I will bake you 100 chocolate chip cookies if I win.
=^)

HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S ROCK!

Yay for cell phones!

Perhaps today is the day? Do you think so? Because I do. I KNOW SO!

I think if someone was hurt, I would laugh harder.

Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese.

Today, I WILL WIN! I feel it. The force is strong with this win.