What kind of stxoopit joke is this asking for passwords to people's email account?!? Ain't all that funny, even on April's Fool Day.

No, thx. Simple as that.

More like “Not Suitable For Wives!”

You don’t understand, this is all supposed to be done in space, where zero-gravity reigns supreme, see... On the good ol’ earth, gum and a prayer should (continue to) work just fine.

“Chozwotzer” ... um, whachamacallit, “chozwozza,” it’s on the tip of my tongue but I can’t seem to remember the name...

How would we know foshur “chozwotzer” is “acutally” spelled correctly? Besides, what would we do with “10 million internet points” now that the Fed just slashed 75 basis points?

Alright, you can call Astérix anything you like, tiny, diminutive, old, aged hero, but leave his dearest companion, Obélix, my chunky hero, alone!

Thank you.

Brutal? Sounds like you’re already having loads of fun!

Btw, is that all the gears you brought along--a worn out lappie and four non-rechargeable AA batteries?!? Quit complainin’ and back to woik already! :O (And what’s all that wiring at the end of the mike?)

Man, I can’t imagine standing in line 6 hours straight for anything, not even for food. Try to keep your legs in good shape, and please, please take lots of pix of worthy collectibles.

Enjoy yourself at the Con!

Move over, lousy iPhone toy, make room for the real stuff! You have no business being a �phone� in the first place.

Kicked outta the house with a convertible? Got no problem with that.

Been there, haven’t done that.