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"There's the front view; no bulge. There's the side view; no bulge. Here's the Asian guy making this video; no bulge."

In Mother Russia, iPhone flushes you...

Hell, China's already got enough knock-offs of the iPhone. Why should we give them license to the real deal? Let them try to be innovative on their own. Oh, wait, lead in a cell phone is probably more hazardous than in a toy.

Now all the Google fanboys can jump in and start tearing Yahoo! apart. Hazah!!

Personally, I would not care to tangle with a live-action Hunter with really big NUTS!! One of those things swings around and smacks you in the face, and you're pretty much done for.

I'd really hate to fight Cortana. I mean, no offense to those geeks out there that are totally in love with her holographic boobies, but she seems like she could be a real bitch. Plus, she can fight a game of psychological warfare with you all day long, and you could not get her out of your head.

Oh, and pick me because I'm poor. POOR!!

I'd have to go with a Carrier Form. Wouldn't want to go up against it mano-a-mano. Strike it with a fist... and it strikes back with AIDS.

Oh, and pick me 'cause I'm poor. POOR!!

Well, I think that this study concludes only one thing with any certainty... People coming out of UC-Berkeley are of the most retarded individuals on Earth. And I ought to know. I used to live near there. I could just feel the stupid vibes emitting from that part of California.

Fact of the matter is, none of these things are asking too much from Palm. As a once-innovator in the PDA/smartphone market, they should have a team fully capable of producing results like the ones mentioned in this article. But they have gotten extremely narrow-minded over the course of time and their scope of innovation has become extremely limited. The iPhone and other similar devices will continue to dominate the younger consumer looking to get their feet wet with a smartphone of some kind. However, I don't think Apple will be ready to strike at the business and power user crowd until at least v.4. And please, Palm, get some damn Flash support. That's not asking too much. Is it?