One could argue that hell isn't very sexy.

In response to number 4, you can hear yourself speak on a regular phone. Cell phones do not provide the vocal feedback. As a result, people tend to yell into cell phones because it seems as if their voice is too quiet, since they do not hear it like they are accustomed to.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold outside!

Now imagine me saying that to you. Entertainment.

As a general rule of thumb, don't design products to beat out another one. Answer the competition by looking into the market, not feature-matching a competitor's products. "Apple killers" never work, because they don't tend to elegantly address needs that Apple products miss out on.

I have a hunch no apples will be killed as a result of the production of this product.

Can't we all just get along?

If you plug an Apple keyboard into Ubuntu, then the Apple key is called "Super", so it all balances out to a brand-neutral key in the end.

Slap an Apple logo on it and then maybe you'll be able to justify the $2M.

What if you rip the CD and then destroy the original CD, so there is still only one copy?

Gotta love it how "new forms of entertainment" comes before "enhanced public safety" in their intro video.

Those are strings. Wouldn't it be !== ?