I hear Gary Collins has signed a deal to host a new syndicated show after he is released from the pokey. It's called "Happy Hour Magazine". ;)

right on, @boxermom - I'll eschew the red carpet preening and the actual show, which has more filler than a convenience store hot dog - and get the Oscar results in the morning. I swore off awards shows a long time ago.

Cute. I prefer to refer to the Oscar red carpet as the "Million Ego March" - if the swelled heads fit...

And one more thought: the late Pete Axthelm would have dubbed this game a "lethal injection game" - if one had a choice between watching this game and getting executed the choice would be to take the needle...

I made it through the first quarter and then decided to tackle less mind-numbing tasks, such as catching up on folding the laundry.

Hopefully Kobe can keep it in his pants and stay out of the limelight this off-season. A long shot; but one can dream, huh?

Then again, it doesn't take much for the Feds to declare a piece of land a "wetland" - if it has a puddle there, they go ape and protect it. *sigh*

What a crock! Someone needs to provide a phone number so Tom or one of his stooges can call a waaaaambulance!

This is what pisses me off about a lot of celebs - many of them act like attention whores - then bitch and moan when the spotlight gets too bright. Same goes for celebs who pimp their relationships out for all to see - then whine for privacy when these relationships go south. IMO, if they can't take the heat, don't go into the kitchen.

I'm still wondering if he'll do time in federal "white collar resort" prison or PMITA prison.