Erm, by the category April Fools, was this seriously an email from JT sent to you guys meant as an "april fools joke" or rather are you simply making up the story, because if you are... well, it's a bit TOO believable, to be honest.

While I agree that there are some significant security lapses on the account of some players, others just have unfortunate luck; it's not necessarily always a player's fault. I've been hacked and I take great strides to protect my computer, I regularly update my antivirus, have both a software firewall and a hardware firewall (through Tomato firmware), I use Windows x64, I never download from sites I don't trust, I don't run WoW on any computer but my tower... and yet I've still been hacked, by a virus that I got through mousing over a flash ad in firefox, before there was any warning about that attack. There are always going to be people who get hacked even though they take every precaution they know of. (I now use Adblock Plus on top of all that as an extra precaution.)

All I have to say is this news so negatively impacts me that when I read it I cursed aloud in my programming class. People thought I had a segfault. :/

I kinda want him, but only for single player so I can have a total cheese fest unlocking some of the more difficult tower challenges, and so that empty spot on my roster can be filled, it's driving me up a tree.

But yeah, online? No, no thank you, I've played against that mean green killing machine and want nothing to do with him online, thank you.

Uhm. Is it just me, or do those models seem to be lacking in the "texture" department?

Why use crossover? I'd understand if it was at least even up to date with WINE, but WINE supports DX9 and 10, while crossover only supports up to 8, and all CrossOver -is- is WINE's code with a config wrapper. It's... useless. Unless you don't want to waste eighty hours to play a ten hour game, but really, who -doesn't- enjoy tedious customizations of code?

I've stopped buying 360 games since my Nth RRoD, so I can see why the growth might slow there, and I do see how Nintendo's market might eventually begin to collapse, as much as I'd love to pretend the people buying the Wii are buying it for the games, most are simply parents buying their kids the new toy. As long as Nintendo keeps innovating, they'll keep ahead, but I really wouldn't be terribly surprised to see things shift dramatically in the next four years. And this chart seems to agree with me on one key issue, even if it does win out, the PS3 isn't going to beat the Wii by a spectacular margin. I don't think it even will, but I do think that over the next four years there will probably be huge change.

Congratulations, I laughed out loud. On a note more relevant to the main article, why have skin features that aren't functional? Specifically, the clock in the top right isn't accurate (thus I assume it's nonfunctional, thus throwing into question the function of the other sidebar addons)

Where be White Knight Story, that's really what I'm interested in.

Shh! Don't say that, you might get banned! Oh, wait, this isn't Kotaku.